Take the Celestra
By Walt Atwood
STORY SYNOPSIS
As the Galactica and her refugee fleet continue to probe deep space, there
are reports coming back of more habitable planets. Morale is lifting. With
no sign of Cylon pursuit, time is found for other diversions.
In a large ceremony aboard the Galactica, Adama awards the Distinguished
Service Medallion to Commander Chronos (Paul Fix), former senior officer
over Adama and once commander of the Battlestar Rykon: flagship of the
Fourth Fleet. Pulled out of retirement after the Cylons invaded the
Colonies, Chronos is placed in command on the electronics service ship
Celestra as well as two other of the Fleet's "industry ships". During the
ceremony, Starbuck gazes out into the crowd and his eyes meet with those of
his long-lost love, Aurora (Ana Alicia Ortiz). She quickly ducks out of the
ceremony and heads for the Galactica's guidance system. There she requests
guidance information for the Beta Sector, acting as Chronos' pilot.
As the ceremony ends and the festivities begin, Starbuck finds Aurora. He
tries to explain that he thought she was dead, be she refuses his greeting.
Casseopia comes along and announces that she just got duckets (tickets) to
the evening concert. But Starbuck tries to stand her up: he has a date with
his viper, now bound for the Celestra. As Aurora pilots Chronos' shuttle
back to the Celestra, executive officer Charka (Nick Holt) congratulates his
commander on his new command. The hard-nosed Chronos insists his alleged
command "isn't a fleet... it's a convoy". Chronos recalls his days aboard
the Rykon, when he commanded 600 fighting ships. Charka is surprised to hear
his commander insist on remaining aboard the Celestra. "You are not ready to
command," Chronos tells a quietly fuming Charka.
Once the shuttle lands on the Celestra, Chronos and Charka return to the
bridge. Aurora heads for another rendez-vous, with her lover Damon (Randy
Stumpf). The two gather sidearms for the ship's locker in preparation for a
mutiny. On an engineering deck, Aurora and Damon join other mutineers in the
sabotage of a turbodyne (a component of the ship's propulsion) which causes
the Celestra to loose all motive power. While the Celestra is stopped dead
in space, the mutineers attack the Celestra's landing bay in an attempt to
seize a shuttle. An attendant tries to stop them and a firefight ensues.
Chronos takes a squad of men to put down the incident. Just then, Apollo and
Starbuck land. The two walk into the firefight. Starbuck winds up facing
Aurora at gunpoint. Apollo helps Chronos mop up the opposition. Aurora and
the other rebels are placed under arrest and shackled. Starbuck asks Aurora
why she would involve herself in such a scheme. She hotly responds that
there was no other choice.
Chronos insists that the mutineers be shuttled back to the Galactica for
immediate arraignment; he will file the charges personally. Apollo asks if
perhaps it would be best to wait for the Celestra to fire its engines and
rejoin the Fleet, but Chronos is adamant. Apollo and Starbuck herd the
prisoners into the shuttle. Starbuck takes a minute to talk to Aurora,
explaining that her home was destroyed the night the Cylons attacked. While
she understands his tenderness toward her, she hardens and continues to
reject him.
As the shuttle launches back to the Fleet, Charka reveals his own designs on
the Celestra. He orders his lieutenant, Hermes (Richard Styles), to sabotage
the guidance information feed to the shuttle. This will misdirect Chronos'
ship away from the Fleet, thus disposing of the commander without a shot
being fired and paving the way for Charka's promotion. Charka orders all
personnel except for his loyalists to quarters, and all sidearms collected
and stored on the bridge. As work proceeds on restarting the Celestra's
powerplant, Charka orders Hermes to wait until the shuttle is at the point
of no return to shut down the Celestra's beacon so the ship will "go dark"
and offer no way for the shuttle to plot a return course.
On the Galactica, Boomer and Sheba return from a viper patrol to meet
Casseopia. Boomer notes that the Celestra is stopped dead in space, and
there's been no word from Starbuck or Apollo. Casseopia confides in Sheba
that she does not want a possesive relationship with Starbuck.
On board Chronos' shuttle, Starbuck can't resist asking Aurora what she
thought she was doing in that firefight. Aurora and Damon insist they had to
commandeer a shuttle to escape the abusive rule of Chronos and Charka; they
planned to take the shuttle to the twenty-first planet in the nearby system
to found their own haven. When confronted with these charges, Chronos admits
that Charka could be a taskmaster, but he could never believe this would
drive the workers to seek escape. Apollo discovers the Celestra has
disappeared from his scanners, and the Fleet is nowhere to be found. He
reverses course immediately. With flawed navigational information and a
civilian shuttle that offers limited scanning abilities, he will be
hard-pressed to find his way back on limited fuel. The shackled mutineers
offer their help in rebuilding the shuttle's electronics if they are
released and offered a fair hearing. Chronos and Apollo agree.
After converting the shuttle's systems for more sophisticated military use,
Apollo and Starbuck are able to locate and approach the Celstra. Charka and
his minions can't know of their approach, because shutting down the
trackable beacons and other spacial electronics also blinds the ship. The
warriors pilot the shuttle into the darkened hangar bay. They lead the
mutineers in an attack on the bridge. In the firefight, Chronos is mortally
wounded, but Charka is captured. The Celestra is restored to her original
course to be reunited with the Fleet.
Adama fights back his emotions as he eulogizes the late Commander Chronos.
Once Chronos' casket is jettisoned through a viper launch tube, Starbuck
reports to Sheba and Boomer that the mutineers were granted leniency. When
he encounters Casseopia, the two make up. She tells him that she had a
feeling he'd come back.
A Second Look
Stupid plot hole #1:
Why would Charka plot to overthrow Chronos? Chronos is apparently
semi-retired to begin with, so why not just wait until the old man ends his
service?
Stupid plot hole #2:
Why would Apollo's attack on the Celestra bridge be a surprise? Wouldn't
someone hear/feel the shuttle's bumpy landing and report it to the bridge?
Stupid plot hole #3:
Even assuming that Charka's plan worked and the shuttle was lost in deep
space, why would he assume that he would automatically be promoted? Wouldn't
there be an investigation into how the commander's shuttle was lost?
Stupid plot hole #4:
Assuming that the ships of the fleet typically use "thruster" rocket engines
for sub-light velocity, why would the Celestra immediately stop dead and be
left behind by the rest of the Fleet? Wouldn't it continue on with most of
its forward momentum? (NOTE: If the Fleet were exceeding the speed of light,
this dilemma would be understandable. Then it becomes a question of what
relevance physical thrust would have in propelling a ship past the
ligthspeed barrier.)
Stupid plot hole #5:
If the Fleet were passing close to a system of at least twenty-one planets,
wouldn't Starbuck and Apollo be able to figure out their position relative
to the Fleet by using the system as a point of reference?
Stupid plot hole #6:
The sidearms are brought to the bridge in one large shipping-crate-like tub.
"Is that all of them?" Charka asks. Indeed, that's a good question. A ship
of that size, with a large enough workforce on board apparently to tend to
the electronics needs of the Fleet, and there's only that many sidearms?
Stupid plot hole #7:
Why should we assume that Charka could get away with abusing his power on
one such vital ship in a Fleet of this size? We've seen from previous
BATTLESTAR outings that a public transportation infrastructure of shuttles
operates between ships in the Fleet, like taking a bus across town. Wouldn't
someone notice what's going on? In fact, wouldn't the morale of the civilian
workforce be as vital to the Fleet's survival as that of the warriors'?
By this point in the BATTLESTAR series, the
Starbuck-finds-intrigue-within-the-Fleet's-own-ranks plot has already worn
out its welcome. The paint-by-numbers writing isn't even good enough to be
called a formula. In "The Man With Nine Lives", Starbuck seems ready to bail
out of his career to reunite with his long-lost father when both get in
trouble with the Borellian Nomen. In "Murder on the Rising Star," Starbuck's
career is jeopardized once again when he faces charges he murdered his
longtime rival. (A rival we had conveniently never saw him confront before,
that is.) And in "Take the Celestra", Starbuck is jeopardizing his
relationship with Casseopia to pursue his long-lost lover Aurora when he
winds up walking into a hornet's nest aboard the Celestra. Note that in all
three of these stories the disruption of the Colonial holocaust is used as a
plot device to show how unfinished personal business in suddenly catches up
with the Fleet. Dirk Benedict's character benefited from far too many wild
coincidences.
The question of Starbuck's personality also becomes an issue in the series.
There seem to be two Starbucks: one is a conscientious, command track
warrior. He coolly faced his Cylon captors in "Lost Planet of the Gods,
Part II". He insists on continuing to seek Apollo past the reach of his fuel
reserves in "The Lost Warrior." He led a band of "convicts" in a jailbreak
on Proteus in "The Long Patrol." He frets over the loss of one of the cadet
pilots under his command in "The Gun on Ice Planet Zero." And we see him
stand up for Apollo in "War of the Gods, Part II". While all the time his
wisecracks and stunts never let you forget his curiously creative outlook on
the way he conducts his life, the warrior Starbuck seems at odds with the
other Starbuck: the jerk that doesn't seem fit to wear a uniform. Consider:
if Starbuck was seeing Aurora before the Colonies were invaded by the
Cylons, doesn't that mean he was cheating on Athena even then? Even if
Starbuck didn't want to get serious with Athena, this still makes you wonder
him. He apparently didn't go through much of a period of mourning before he
wound up horsing around with Casseopia in that viper launch tube. Here is a
character who deserves a good "STEAM PURGE". How these two contradictory
personalities are reconciled is anyone's guess.
Where, oh, where, are you Athena? Starbuck needs to let off a little more
steam.
Why should Chronos get away with treating Tigh that way? And why should we
assume that Chronos outranks Tigh? Tigh is no junior officer.
"Take the Celestra" has a good combination of ingredients, but the episode
comes out half-baked like too many other BATTLESTAR outings. A mutiny in the
name of refugees seeking to break free of their fellow humans and settle on
a planet they can call their own was tried at least twice before in the
SPACE: 1999 (British/ITC, 1974-6) episodes "Testament of Arkadia" and
"Seance Spectre". Despite some critical panning of this other "disco
astronauts" sci fi series from the '70's, either of these stories can be
seen as superior to "Take the Celestra". The notion of Starbuck finding a
long-lost lover is the reverse of what happened between Cain and Casseopia
in "The Living Legend, Part I". The old flame subplot was handled with class
and flare then. The crummy dialgoue and scenery chewing done by Starbuck,
Aurora, and Damon makes the whole thing look like a writer's afterthought.
Even some of the background violin music sounds run-down like a worn-out old
record. The notion of a mutiny seems plausible as well, but only with the
right set of circumstances. If morale in the Fleet has been improving, then
this would not be conducive to an escape attempt or the overthrow of a
commander.
Only on BATTLESTAR: we've come this far in a series dominated by
war/military drama, and this episode marks the first time we see characters
salute, let alone conduct a formal ceremony. Up to this point, it was
beginning to look like the Colonists never did these things. Either the
series' makers had no idea how to create a military culture in which these
characters live, or these makers proceeded forth on the assumption that
their audience wasn't smart enough to understand such a culture's relevance.
Either way, this represents terrible short-sightedness on their part. While
it is ironic that so much of BATTLESTAR's applied fighter combat tactics and
visual combat vignettes were borrowed from air war-based motion pictures
like MIDWAY (Fox, 1976) it boggles the mind why some of the behavior of the
characters from those same movies didn't make it into the
ever-more-important character drama.
So, your shuttle doesn't have the proper tracking scanners to do the job?
Don't worry! We're from the electronics ship! We'll just yank out those
boards, do a little soldering job, and your ship will be equipped with the
best of 'em! You can tell when this show was made...
Spectacle Value
The military ceremony at the beginning was nice, though obviously outclassed
by the final scene in the original STAR WARS (Fox, 1977). Still, we
should've seen more of this kind of ceremonial proceedings in BATTLESTAR.
This was way, way overdue.
There was a nice flight scene in which we see Chronos' shuttle, returning to
the Celestra, weaving around various other ships toward the rear of the
Fleet.
The firefight scenes looked positively silly. Isn't anyone afraid of
rupturing a fuel line or some high-energy equipment? Couldn't the writers
come up with something more clever than this?
The scene during the firefight on the Celestra's bridge when the ship's
steering joystick is hit not only seems devoid of any sense, but it actually
looked cheap. Why spend all that money on a firefight and then ruin it?
The notion of refitting the shuttle with improved scanners all from the
inside of the ship was another major oversight. The show's makers missed the
opportunity to show Aurora, Damon and others donning spacesuits to rig
equipment on the outside of the ship. This would've both made sense and
added drama to the story.
In BATTLESTAR, landing bays on Colonial ships are typically located either
in the rear or top/bottom of the hull. What sense does it make to
launch/land ships from the front-end?
IF BATTLESTAR GALACTICA WERE NEW TODAY...
If the series were totally fresh and did not have the 1970's legacy, then
the elements which made this story (the escape, the long-lost-romance, the
corruption, the decorated elder hero's last battle) could each be used for
their own respective episodes. Take into account the possibility of a series
revival however, and the notion that Fleet refugees would wait so long for
tensions to explode seems a little hard to believe.
A character like Aurora would have to be more active, both in a plot sense
(she has to do something more than steal information and weapons, then
freeze in a firefight, then pout) and in a romantic sense. The whole "Why
didn't you try to find me?" cliche was too lame, even for a younger
audience.
"Take the Celestra" missed the opportunity to show Chronos' dramatic
realization that his command is corrupt. Why hire a guest cast like that and
not use them to their full potential? Imagine what it would've been like to
see the heroic Chronos face his own failure. What would this do to Adama,
Apollo and Starbuck, who look up to this man? One would also hope that such
a character would also have a lifespan of more than one episode. We
should've seen Chronos at least participating in the strategy conferences in
"The Living Legend".
TIDBITS & NIT-PICKS
Notes from Chronos' war record: the elder commander held the flag of the
Fourth Colonial Fleet, aboard the Battlestar Rykon. He was wounded at the
Battle of Comaro Archipelago. Despite his injuries, Chronos directed his
fleet to destroy three Cylon baseships. Chronos bragged that he commanded a
fleet of 600 fighting ships. He preferred it when Adama was his subordinate.
The elder flag officer retired only a short time before the Cylon invasion
of the Colonies, when he agreed to re-enter the service as commander of the
Celestra. The Council of Twelve was appointing him to serve as executive
commander of all three industry ships ("the pod ship, the textile ship, and
the Celestra"). This establishes that the Fleet is capable of turning raw
materials into a means of both living and renewal.
Chronos' bragging does bring up an interesting point: even if his tally of
600 fighting ships included every viper and shuttle under his command, the
Fourth Fleet must've been large. Could all those fighters fit aboard a
single battlestar? Indications from the rest of this series would suggest
otherwise. If the Fourth Fleet was comprised of multiple warships which each
possibly survived until Chronos retired, and the assumption is valid that
there are at least three other such fleets, then how come we didn't see them
in "Saga of a Star World, Part I"? Viewers never saw more than five
battlestars. Were they all destroyed prior to the Cylons' aborted peace
conference? If the Colonies sustained these kinds of losses, why did they
ever consider negotiation?
Chronos noted that the refugee Fleet under Adama is "held together by mutual
dependency," referring to the ships of the Fleet as "this collection of
moving derilicts", and judging it to be "a convoy". Whereas he believed a
military fleet "is held together by force and discipline... it doesn't just
move, it performs, although I sometimes wonder if Adama remembers that."
Doesn't Chronos remember that badmouthing a Fleet commander in front of a
junior officer sets a bad example?
It is never made clear what kind of vessel the Celestra is. Is it a warship,
or a civilian workhorse made to service warships/outposts in deep space?
Chronos does refer to it as a military ship, even though it houses a
civilian workforce. This implies that Aurora and company are in fact
civilians even though they all wear silvery uniforms.
The Colonial salute consists of reaching one's right hand across one's chest
and softly resting the palm on the left shoulder, then relaxing the right
arm back down to one's side again. It is a gentle movement, not like the
swift hand-salutes of twentieth-century Earth's militaries.
Why would Tigh give the parade commands in a military ceremony? He's a
high-ranking officer in the Fleet. That task would seem better suited to the
Galactica's top enlisted man, who would appear to be Omega (John Greenan).
Later in the episode, Omega's announcement from the bridge indicates
Apollo's and Starbuck's respective ships are cleared to launch. They are
identified as Vipers Four and Six. As we've noticed from the previous
episode "Experiment in Terra", Starbuck's fighter is known as Viper Four.
Two well-known character actors, the late Paul Fix (1901-1983) and Ana
Alicia Ortiz, are under-utilized in this episode. Paul Fix is known to many
sci fi buffs as Dr. Mark Piper in the STAR TREK 1966 pilot "Where No Man Has
Gone Before". Fix made his motion picture acting debut in the 1920's, and
became close friends with John Wayne. Mexican-born Ana Alicia Ortiz, known
to Hollywood as Ana Alicia, was a regular in the 1980's primetime soap
FALCON CREST. According to the Internet Movie Database, her television
career started in 1975 on the daytime soap RYAN'S HOPE and continued in
motion pictures through the early 1990's.
Think of how differently things would've turned out if Starbuck had escorted
Chronos' shuttle in his viper...
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