Hand Of God
By Walt Atwood
STORY SYNOPSIS
As the Galactica fleet enters the rim of another new galaxy, Apollo leads
Sheba, Starbuck, and Casseopia on a strange tour of the noisy propulsion
section of the battlestar. On the topside of the hull, Apollo reveals a
centurae-old "celestial chamber": a cross between a Crow's Nest of seagoing
vessels and a planetarium. The chamber's shell opens to reveal a
transparent, enclosed dome where ancient Colonial warriors used to operate
sextant-like devices to confirm their bearings. Apollo muses about the
romantic past, and the original adventures of the Battlestar Galactica of
500 yahrens ago. Sheba notices that the equipment is picking up the
transmission of an ancient lightspeed "Gamma Frequency" video signal of
unknown origin. There is a brief image of an unfamiliar spacecraft,
apparently flying above some rocky planet's surface. While Sheba can't place
it, the image reminds Apollo of old historical scans; he recalls the
Colonies flew ships like that "a couple of thousand yahrens ago."
The four enter the pilot's quarters and wake Boomer to analyze the recorded
transmission. Dr. Wilker is on the electronics ship, so Boomer tries basic
computer enhancement on the recording. The voices sound human, but even the
computers can't clear up what is said. All five stare in amazement at the
strange recording, as it plays over and over. Boomer speculates that either
the poor transmission is due to "harmonic" distortion-- meaning the signal
originated close by, or the transmission retained its primary frequency,
meaning it could have been travelling in space for a hundred yahren, "or a
thousand, or ten thousand." Casseopia finally speaks what they're all
thinking: "we could be looking at something from the past."
The four then bring news of this discovery to Adama on the bridge. The
commander orders a concentrated long-range scan, revealing a solar system in
the line of transmission. But the fleet is too far away for any more detail,
so Apollo, Starbuck and Sheba set out on a viper expedition to the system.
They discover five planets, none of which are likely to reveal any life. As
the three split up to look closer at the inner-most worlds, Starbuck barely
avoids blind-siding an emerging Cylon basestar. Once back to the Galactica,
the pilots catch up with a fuming Adama. "I thought we lost them for good,"
the commander exclaims.
Apparently, the Cylons did not spot the vipers. Nothing else has left the
system. Tigh and Adama note that the basestar is in an excellent ambush
position: it is located on this galaxy's rim, where the fleet would have to
steer a long way around to back track and avoid the Cylons at the same time.
Adama is certain that Apollo's recording is a lure to entice the Colonists
in. The commander determines that the odds are even enough to allow for a
surprise attack.
Far away, in orbit around the barren third planet in Quadrant Epsilon, Mark
Four, a golden Cylon command centurion tours its baseship, descending
through the main core. Armed silver centurions snap to attention, gesturing
with their weapons in salute. The command centurion enters the Control
Center chamber, demanding to know if they have achieved orbit yet. Another
silver centurion notes there was "a momentary blip prior to achieving orbit;
our scanners were not fully operational." The golden Cylon cautiously orders
a fighter patrol to encircle this planetary system.
As the Cylon pilots board their fighters and launch on a deep space probe,
Tigh and Adama debrief the squardon leaders on the pending mission. Adama
intends to send all of the Galactica's vipers into the system to divert the
Cylons' attention, while the Galactica itself will swoop in from the far
side of the star and attack the Cylon baseship itself. "It'll be a
toe-to-toe slugging match," he admits, warning the viper pilots "You'll be
outgunned, two-to-one". After the session breaks up, Apollo tells Starbuck
of a plan he has to use the Cylon fighter Baltar piloted to infiltrate and
sabotage the Cylon baseship's tracking systems from within. This would
assure the Galactica of a needed first-strike. Adama agrees, and invites
Batlar to a private rendezvous in his office. As Adama offers Baltar
freedom from the Prison Barge by marooning the traitor on a habitable planet
in exchange for information on Cylon basestars, the golden command centurion
orders the patrol to continue into deep space "as long as fuel permits".
As Starbuck and Apollo ready Baltar's fighter, Boomer visits them with a
little surprise: a small transmitting device that will allow a viper's
attack scanner to tell them apart from the other Cylon fighters, "so even
though we may think about it, we won't blow you out of the sky." Sheba and
Casseopia also stop by, each upset that these men volunteered for such a
dangerous mission. Sheba reveals her true feelings to Apollo as she kisses
him. Boomer helps Apollo and Starbuck ready their gear before seeing them
off: the two saboteurs will carry handheld time-bombs with a one-centon
delay. He warns the commandos, "Whatever you do, don't loose that
transmitter. It's our only way of telling you from the Cylons." Starbuck
wisecracks, "we'll just waggle our wings." In the Galactica's landing bay,
Baltar tells Starbuck and Apollo what to expect as they infiltrate the Cylon
mothership. As the two warriors board Baltar's fighter, he calls after them:
"Good luck". Apollo and Starbuck strap themselves into the Cylon co-pilots'
seats. Apollo asks, "Do you know how to fly this thing?" Starbuck replies "I
thought you did!" They exchange a chuckle and launch as Adama, Baltar,
Sheba, Casseopia and Boomer look on. Tigh and Omega watch the Cylon craft
fly off into the endless night...
In deep space near the planetary system, Apollo and Starbuck are still
trying to figure out all the controls and readouts. As Starbuck notes "I
don't get anything but blips on this scanner," their craft is surrounded by
a Cylon patrol. "We must've flown into the middle of a patrol. They'll think
we're a stray joining back up," Apollo speculates. They join the formation
and proceed into the Cylon landing bay.
On the Galactica, Adama orders the vipers to launch. Once all squadrons are
spaceborne, the Galactica changes course to arc around the distant sun.
On the Cylon basestar, Apollo and Starbuck wait until all of the Cylon
pilots have left their fighters and cleared the carousel-like hangar deck.
The warriors open their ship's hatch and drop onto the deck. Nothing but
empty fighter ships. Starbuck recalls from his time aboard Baltar's basestar
(prior to arriving on Kobol) how to enter the central core of the ship. They
open the hatch to descend into the core and, just as Baltar said, there is a
single armed Cylon guard at the bottom of a great ladder near the door to
the ship's computer system.
Before the warriors can descend very far, the Cylon looks up and a gun
battle ensues. The two blast the silver centurion and continue down into the
core. The warriors enter the passageway for the Control Center, where the
main computer banks are located. Apollo covers Starbuck as the lieutenant
starts planting explosive charges all over the control panels in the
passageway.
In deep space nearby, Boomer and Sheba confer as they lead the viper
squadrons. No Cylon ships have been spotted yet. Boomer insists "We hold
this heading. We want to draw those Cylon fighters to us."
In the Cylon control center, the silver centurion operating the ship's
scanner reports "Vipers bearing Omega Seven." The golden command centurion
orders all fighters launched to intercept. As the battlestations alarm
sounds in the passageway, the warriors are startled. "They must've spotted
our vipers!" Apollo muses. The door at the far end of the passageway opens
as the command centurion is about to leave the control center. Apollo,
surprised again, takes a potshot that cleanly misses the golden Cylon. The
Cylon steps back and the door sighs shut. Starbuck hurriedly plants his last
charge and the two escape back into the main core. Two Cylon guards pursue
through the passageway. As the warriors scramble up the ladder, the two
Cylons step out into the main core. Apollo accidentally drops Boomer's
special transmitter, which falls to the bottom of the core. The charges in
the passageway explode, taking out the Cylon guards and the computers.
Starbuck urges Apollo to forget about the transmitter: "We don't need that
electronic felgercarb. We'll think of something!" With the Galactica due to
attack any micron, the warriors make their way to the hangar.
In space, the vipers encounter the approaching Cylon fighter squadrons.
Boomer orders his pilots to break formation. They begin shooting the Cylons
out of the sky, a favor which a few Cylons are quick to return. Boomer and
Sheba stay on top of the situation, pulling fast maneuvers and shooting more
Cylons down.
On the Galactica, Adama and Tigh are astonished as the battlestar closes in
on the Cylon mothership. The Cylons make no threatening moves; they are
apparently unaware of the Galactica's approach. Only after the Galactica's
lasers score a direct hit does the golden command centurion learn of what's
going on. A fierce firefight ensues, with the Galactica strafing and
circling the Cylons. More direct hits rock the basestar, but the Galactica's
defenses begin to break down as well. Finally Adama orders the ship's
forward lasers to lock onto the Cylons. Once fired, a chain reaction of
explosions completely obliterates the Cylon mothership. With the main target
gone, Adama orders all the viper squadrons recalled. Boomer and Sheba have
their squadrons pull away and head for their home ship. Boomer and Sheba
can't find any trace of Baltar's fighter, but they decide not to worry. The
commandos are probably already "back at the Officer's Club", safe and sound.
Some time later, on the Galactica's bridge, Boomer, Sheba and Cassiopea
worry over Adama's scanners as the commander chafes over not yet having
recovered Apollo and Starbuck. Several remaining Cylon fighters have made
suicide runs, but none emitted the signal from Boomer's transmitter.
Finally, another Cylon ship approaches the Galactica. The anti-fighter laser
turrets are activated. Adama's attack scanner still does not reveal the
special signal. As Adama is about to give the order to fire, Boomer suddenly
urges him to stop. "It's them... they're waggling," the lieutenant explains,
as they watch the appoaching attack craft joust about in a very
un-Cylon-like fashion. "Just keep waggling, buddy!" Starbuck tells Apollo.
They waggle their ship into the landing bay and come to a stop. "See? I told
you we didn't need any of that electronic felgercarb!"
Much later, Starbuck enters the Celestial Chamber to find Apollo holding
vigil, peering at the stars through a sextant and scanning for more Gamma
signals. The lieutenant brings news that everyone is asking where the
captain is; the victory celebration is on and the brass is ready to give the
two commandos a medal. Then Starbuck realizes: "You think that signal came
from Earth, don't you?" Apollo admits, they'll probably never know, since
Wilker's lab was destroyed in the battle and the Gamma recording with it.
Finally, Starbuck talks Apollo down from his observation perch. As they
climb down to leave the Chamber, they switch the controls "off" and close
the dome's flower-pedal-like armored shell. Starbuck unwittingly bumps a
control which reactivates the Gamma scanner. As they open the hatch and let
the roar of the battlestar's engines in, Apollo asks loudly "Do you really
think they're gonna give us a medal?!" Starbuck replies "Did I say us? I
think they're just decorating me!" Apollo chuckles as they climb down out of
the chamber and leave the hatch shut. Silence. The Gamma scanner hisses
quietly for a beat, then crackles to life.
We see the shadow of the odd-looking spacecraft from before. It appears to
be descending to the surface of a rocky, lifeless plain. We hear a human
voice counting down the descent. The craft in the transmission appears to
touch down. We then hear the voice again, this time clearly that of Neil
Armstrong of the planet Earth, "Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has
landed."
Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny, the last battlestar, Galactica, leads a
ragtag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest: a shining planet known as Earth.
A Second Look
There is very little in the plot of this episode which could not have been
done in the first five episodes of this series. In fact, the abrupt ending
to "Saga of a Star World, Part III" would've been better if "The Hand of
God" has been used instead. (Finding a downed Cylon fighter should not have
been a problem, nor should finding a traitor, as was done in "Murder on the
Rising Star", which also should have been done much earlier in the series.)
Incorporating this story into the early episodes in the series would've
improved the drama involving the Cylons, plus it would've opened the door to
more science fiction content.
If the Battlestar content on the internet is any indication, fans of the
series appear to regard this episode very highly. While not the best story
of the short-lived series, a fairly simple plot that relies on
tried-and-true devices works very well. But it isn't the story that's news
in this outing. It's a combination of serialized drama, respect for previous
characterization (even when said characterization is far from flattering),
motifs in presentation, musical score, and some ongoing improvements in
cinematography that really make this presentation stand out.
Serialized drama: many plot threads are addressed in the series' finale.
Baltar is offered freedom from the prison barge, and by Adama no less. Both
characters have come a ways since their performances earlier in the series.
Apollo discovers a budding romance with Sheba is a very 1970's-style
quarrel-and-make-kissie-face. And Starbuck has to have another embarrassing
confrontation with Cassiopea. Boomer makes his feelings known about only
Apollo and Starbuck going on the commando mission. And the Cylon centurions
even briefly hold their own is interactive dialogue without the help of
Baltar or any IL-series character. Indeed, Battlestar Galactica's final
episode ties up some loose ends and manages to grow the series from its
half-baked roots while still somehow remaining true to itself.
Apollo's true-believer personality, from his idealistic vigils in the
Celestial Chamber to his daring scheme to infiltrate the Cylon mothership,
makes for some of the best "buddy show" moments in the series. Los Angeles
County firefighters Johnny Gage (Randolph Mantooth) and Roy DeSoto (Kevin
Tighe) may have engaged in more cerebral banter on rare occasions in
Emergency! (Universal/Jack Webb-NBC, 1972-78) when their hazardous and even
conflicted duties tested their mettle, but Richard Hatch's portrayal of the
devoted Apollo was often much stronger and deeper than critics give him
credit for. He was perfect for the context and tone of this series. In a
rare Battlestar twist, Apollo's revelation of his hobby turns out to be good
and logical science fiction to shore up what was at times an
anything-but-sci-fi chain of installments in the series' later half.
Dirk Benedict's eclectic Starbuck remains part-chuckle, part-puzzle and
part-disappointment to the very end. His best line, arguably in the entire
series, comes at the very end when he suddenly isn't sure who's getting the
medal. That kind of egotistical, shell game humor turned out to be a very
good characterization, perhaps derived from the jaded and rebellious
trademark of many motorcycle-riding World War II veterans of the U.S. Army
Air Corps, still wearing their bomber jackets as they cruised the highways
of the early 1950's. But this appealing development, clearly the best and
most memorable of the series, is very nearly shattered by repeated quarrels
with jealous lover Cassiopea. It's a wonder that actress Laurette Spang is
reported to have enjoyed the role so much when she kept falling victim to
some of the shabby hoof-in-mouth scenes which managed to bring the series
back down a notch or two. "Cass" claims she doesn't want a "possession" in
Starbuck, but seems to fret over the pitfalls of his mission. She expects
he'll "probably find some beautiful female prisoner to rescue on that
basestar." While this remark seems to be her character's way of hiding her
real worry about the mission's danger, it doesn't matter how cleverly framed
that kind of dialogue is. It still belittles the characters that exchange
it. A far better moment comes earlier in the episode when Starbuck stutters
upon discovering the Cylon baseship. This Starbuck is very much a concerned
and seasoned, eye-on-the-radar veteran.
The exchange between Adama and Baltar in the commander's office is a small
but worthwhile credit to the series. The later scene in the hangar bay where
Baltar explains his well wish to Apollo and Starbuck looks like fake,
Hollywood 1970's television. It makes little sense for Adama to stand so
close to a man he despises, and with his hands behind his back to boot. His
fists should be planted in the sides of his waist. It also doesn't make
sense after Adama had a hard time earlier looking Baltar in the eye before
offering the traitor freedom.
Boomer and Sheba get to command the squadrons. This long-overdue chance to
see to a black man and a white woman in command in a combat situation is
short-lived but still a joy from an era in television when this kind of
thing was not to be taken for granted. It still looks great today. Boomer's
insistence that "we hold this heading" might seem like a minor line, but it
helped to grow his character by leaps and bounds. And he stole the scene at
the end when he joyfully announced "they're waggling!"
The Cylons in this episode have no names, and are barely distinguishable
from one another. Still, their brief appearance, mostly as a plot device, is
effective. Much of this is due to the exploration of never-before seen sets
which allow us to see the ship more thoroughly than in the past. Note that
the first few scenes follow the golden command centurion on a tour of the
heart of the mothership, and not a word is spoken. Later, there is another
exciting moment when we see silver pilots scurrying to climb aboard their
fighter-ships in the hangar bay. Again, not a word is spoken. These music
video-like vignettes do little to develop any Cylon characters, but they do
effectively exhibit the alien Cylon threat.
Of course, this is Galactica, and we can't have a story with Cylons and not
resort to some cliches and other plot holes. True to itself, the tired
space-battle-meets-commando-raid plot assures that this series creative
deficit holds true to the bitter end. Did the writers ever think that if the
commandos took out one set of computers, the Cylons might switch to a backup
system? One a ship of that size, divided into two saucer-like tiers, it's
hard to believe there's only one control center. What if that section of the
ship had to be shut down for maintenance or repairs? Is the whole ship
disabled as a result?
And where, oh where, is the Cylon "fire boss" for the hangar deck? One would
think that the Cylons would not leave such a vital portion of the huge
baseship totally deserted for any length of time. What if there was a
malfunction, or an accident? On aircraft carriers of today's navies, there
is typically a small office, situated like a guard tower above the hangar
area, where the "fire boss" can keep watch over the stored aircraft. This
person can alert security crews or firemen if something goes wrong. Of
course, fans could contrive the excuse that Starbuck had already seen the
inside of a baseship in "Lost Planet of the Gods, Part II", and knew the
layout well enough to guide Apollo to avoid any centurions there, but it
still should not have been that easy to infiltrate an enemy ship. How
serious a threat can a single Cylon basestar be if a plan to attack it is
that simple?
And isn't Apollo's plan also vulnerable in the event that the Cylons count
the number of ships returning from space and realize that there's one too
many? Maybe they're too stupid to account for their own ships...
Another interesting note, and definitely more than just a nit-pick: Isn't it
so very kind of the Cylons to provide ships with breathable atmosphere,
lighting, heat and gravity that is reasonably comfortable for humans? If we
assume that the Cylons are a purely robotic race and that their ships are
manned by only robotic Cylons, then this revelation makes little sense. In
earlier episodes of the series, we saw Baltar's flagship offer these
accommodations but it was understood that the ship's environment was
provided for the benefit of its commander. The only way to rationally
explain this would be to assume that: (1: either some or all of the Cylons
retain some organic or pseudo-organic component, not unlike the Daleks and
Cybermen of Doctor Who (British, 1963-89) or the Borg of Star Trek; or,
there could be an even more interesting possibility: (2: most, if not all,
Cylon ships are built to accommodate other lifeforms (such as the Ovions, as
seen in "Saga of a Star World, Part III") which are part of their alliance.
The second possibility is not so farfetched given the content and
implications of the series as a whole. In The Sand Pebbles (Fox, 1966), a
Steven MacQueen vehicle about a petty officer aboard a U.S. Navy steamship
in chaotic 1920's China, the crew of the U.S.S. San Pablo often employed
native Chinese labor to tend to their engine room. One could imagine the
delight Apollo and Starbuck would take in knowing the destruction of this
baseship might take out a few more Ovions or other treacherous creatures
like them after what happened at Carillon.
Motifs in presentation: this episode is a showcase for the kind of
techniques used in Glen Larson's action-adventure franchises of the day, in
this case championed by Larson protege Donald Bellisario. Those who watched
Larson's other series' of the time, like The Six Million Dollar Man
(Universal/ABC, 1973-8) and The Bionic Woman (Universal/ABC, 1976-8) who
came before Galactica, as well as Buck Rogers in the Twenty-Fifth Century
(Universal/NBC, 1978-81) after, can recognize the evolution of a style of
how action scenes are shot, right down to the use of explosion footage and
slow motion photography. Viewers of these shows from their original
primetime network TV airings will no doubt recognize the trademark slow-mo
scene where Apollo and Starbuck get caught in a firefight while still
climbing down the ladder. The mysterious scene where we see the garbled
footage of the Lunar Module in flight is also trademark Larson. It was
reminiscent of episodes of The Six Million Dollar Man and The Bionic Woman
when characters would struggle with half-remembered images or other
hallucinations.
Also true-to-form in this series is the conspicuous absence of any concern
from civilians. Here is Adama, putting the Galactica in jeopardy when it is
not at all clear that an attack is necessary. (It is a big Universe. Surely
the fleet can find another way.) The commander is never shown clearing his
plan with the Council of Twelve. Wouldn't it be wise to let them in on
what's happening? It is also important to consider that it is never
clarified why the Cylons are orbiting that planet. It is ludicrous to assume
the Cylons would spread their basestars throughout the Universe, or even
across many key points in a single galaxy, when the Galactica's fighting
force has already shown they can effectively repel the firepower of a single
Cylon basestar on numerous prior occasions. The Cylons and their allies
could be conducting experiments in isolation, testing out new technologies
in a distant setting where the home planets would be safe, or even
exploring. The humans really have no idea what the Cylons are doing, and it
does not even occur to Adama to ask Baltar. It can be argued that the
destruction of the basestar could lead to the Cylons sending even more
reinforcements to investigate. This would be like sending a slow-travelling
message back to the empire, telling them "Colonial viper remains from a
battle indicate the Galactica was here a while ago."
And if we get to see Apollo and Starbuck quarrel with their sweethearts, why
do we not get to see Athena's reaction to their plan?
What would an episode of Battlestar be without a few good bloopers? There
are some silly ones sprinkled throughout this episode. When Adama is walking
up to the rotating command post on the Galactica's bridge with Apollo, Sheba
and Starbuck after the Cylons are discovered, we hear Tigh give the order
"Stay on it, Omega!" Presumably, this command is meant to keep vigil in
watching for Cylon pursuit or attack. Strangely, Omega rises from his seat
and walks away shortly thereafter. What good did Tigh's command do if Omega
had to leave?
There is also the equally silly scene where Tigh is lecturing to the pilots
in their quarters. He gestures broadly with a pointer across the miniature
of the Cylon mothership while saying "... two mega-pulsars, here... and
here..." What is he pointing at? It looks silly. He doesn't need to tell the
pilots about that anyway. If they don't know their enemy's arms and
configuration by now, they're in real trouble!
And while Apollo and Starbuck are revving up the Cylon fighter's engines
prior to leaving the Galactica, we see brief shots of Boomer, standing in
the pilot's quarters with his helmet, pouting. There is also an image of
Sheba and Cassiopea standing in the Celestial Chamber, looking out into
space with very worried looks on their faces, Sheba with her protective ear
muffs hanging around her neck. Why are we seeing these images? For that
matter, why would these women be so concerned about Apollo and Starbuck
going out on a commando raid? Both accompanied the men on a more dangerous
raid on Gamoray in "The Living Legend, Part II." And the alternative in this
case is for both men to accompany their fellow warriors (Sheba included) in
dealing with the Cylon fighters. How is this preferable? What are these men
supposed to do, stay on the Galactica until they retire?
"Do you know how to fly this thing?"
"I thought you did!"
Another silly blooper takes place when Apollo and Starbuck are first
descending into the Cylon basestar's central core and they get into a
firefight with the centurion. As the dead Cylon falls to the deck, we can
see Boomer's special transmitter laying nearby. (Apollo isn't scripted to
loose it until later, as they make their escape.)
You have to love those scenes where to camera tilts to make it look like
Apollo and Starbuck are banking their Cylon fighter. The men don't lean or
strain or anything. If the fighter is a zero-g environment, shouldn't we see
them exhibiting signs of weightlessness?
One great part of this episode is the musical score. It is as good or better
than any episode in the series. Only limited parts are derived from previous
episodes. This outing has is own special action music, which can be heard
when the first viper patrol enters the system and again when the commando
mission sets off to find the basestar. Another, dreamy music vignette can be
found at the beginning and the ending of the show, when we visit the
celestial chamber. Both of these selections are dead giveaways as to when
the show was made, but instead of simply dating the show, they are good
enough to proudly celebrate the late 1970's.
Another improvement over Cylon episodes from earlier in the series is
lighting. Too many Cylon scenes were poorly lit, or cast in a blue tint to
make them look alien. In this episode, true to the later half of the series,
(post-"Fire in Space") the lighting aboard Baltar's fighter and the Cylon
mothership is exactly the opposite. Instead of relying on odd lighting, the
Cylon interior shots make use of the odd camera angles and the musical score
(exceptionally good when we are introduced to the golden command centurion).
With the exception of viper footage, every scene seems much brighter. A
welcome improvement.
Spectacle Value
The scenes aboard the Cylon basestar in this episode certainly add to the
series. Unfortunately, they are too little, too late.
The scene where the golden command centurion first appears in the ship's
command core on the ladder, through its the scene with other Cylons in the
control center, is effective. There is a slight comic book quality to these
scenes, especially when the golden Cylon turns to demand what is meant by
"Definite?" The glare from the cores lights and the reflections from the
Cylons' armor adds to this fantastic atmosphere. Still, anyone who followed
the series from the early episodes will find these scenes fascinating. The
Cylons seem to take us on a tour of their ship.
We finally get to see the Cylons in their hangar bay, boarding their
fighters before takeoff. This little touch should've been exhibited much
earlier in the series. The advent of this scene also begs the question: if
we get to see the rank-and-file Cylons boarding their fighters, why do we
not get to see them tending to their baseship in other ways? We could see
them containing the damage after a fire or explosion. There's also a much
bigger opportunity here: we could see them working with other creepy aliens
(like the Ovions) in the normal or combat operations of their ship. This
would've presented yet another opportunity to the makers of Battlestar to
exhibit the mentality and motivations behind the tyrannical alien "alliance"
which the Cylons represented in the Colonists' home galaxy. "The Hand of
God" should send a clear signal that just showing a bunch of look-alike
cyber-centurions on a set, talking to each other using the same voice, is a
very, very bad idea. This kind of villainous empire deserves a little more
variety in the kinds of characters which represent it.
The sets themselves become a very special effect. Apollo's celestial chamber
is the best of all. Like everything else in this episode, it is simple but
very effective. There is a very nicely done optical effect which
incorporates an image of the "hand of God" rotating inside the
matte-painting-view of the exterior of the Galactica's hull. This shot is
only a few seconds long, but it is arguably the most beautifully done effect
in the series. The combination of musical score and the shots are better
than any other in the entire series.
This was also true of the Cylon sets shown. The round central core of the
baseship, in combination with the vast hangar deck, eliminated the expected
question "How come those baseships look so big on the outside, but not on
the inside" which haunted all previous Cylon episodes. Gone is the Imperious
Leader's dark echo chamber. In its place is a procession of images that
makes the Cylon ship look like a starship, not just a collection of small
fake Hollywood lot sets. Another scene is too easily overlooked: the hatch
to the central core. This chamber, lined with storage compartments and other
mysterious items, further adds to the sense that this is a space vessel. In
fact, the use of Apollo's Celestial Chamber and the Cylon sets makes some of
the Galactica's sets (Dr. Wilker's lab) look lame by comparison.
Perhaps the final insult to a doomed action-adventure TV franchise would
have to be the recycling of action footage from the series' pilot episode
right through to the very end. Thankfully, we don't spend more than a few
minutes watching vipers exchange laser volleys with Cylons in footage that
dates back to "Saga of a Star World, Part I". Still, it is a few minutes too
many. We see enough of it on the Galactica's long-range scanners while the
battlestar is approaching the Cylon mothership. We also get to see the Cylon
baseship footage from Carillon in "Saga of a Star World, Part III". The
recycling of footage gets so bad that we get to see the same scene with
Carillon in the background three times in this episode. They play it
forward, then backward. Maybe this is explains why the baseships are round
and seem to spin endlessly like a carousel: they must be motivated by Yo-Yo
Power!
And the tradition of recycling footage continues: when Apollo and Starbuck
"waggle" their way back aboard the Galactica, we see Starbuck wrestle with
the Cylon controls. We also see a different view, from behind the pilots as
they look out the cockpit's canopy into the landing bay before touchdown.
Where did that set of headphones on Starbuck come from, and why does the
front end of Baltar's cockpit look curiously like a Colonial shuttlecraft
landing in the darkened hangar bay of the electronics ship, as seen in "Take
the Celestra"?
Adding insult to injury comes as no surprise in the series' finale: the
battle footage between the Galactica and the Cylon baseship in lifted
directly from a similar engagement between the Pegasus and the Cylons in
"The Living Legend, Part II". This borders on tragic, as the images of the
Pegasus' missiles are shown as great red streaks arcing across the basestar.
By no character on either ship ever mentions any missiles or damage from
same. It is as if the entire battle was fought only using one type of
weapon: lasers. So why bother using the missile footage?
One nice "old" piece of footage from "Saga of a Star World, Part III" and
"Lost Planet of the Gods, Part II" would've looked great here: the portside
view of a huge number of vipers in flight. Since it is a foregone conclusion
that the Galactica retains the entire combined squadrons of both itself and
the Battlestar Pegasus from "The Living Legend, Part II", this image
would've made more sense in "The Hand of God" than ever before.
Assuming that both Colonial and Cylon fighter craft eschew artificial
gravity in favor of greater efficiency, it would've been nice to show Apollo
and Starbuck in a state of weightlessness while in flight. This could've
been accomplished very easily and inexpensively; look at what was done on a
greater scale in Apollo 13 (Universal, 1995). With or without gravity, the
scenes where the commandos' fighter seems to bank while the pilots continue
to sit upright looks sloppy.
If Battlestar Galactica were new today...
The Hogan's Heroes cliche would've worn out its welcome a long time ago.
Still, if this kind of story had either taken place in the first few
episodes of the show, or if it had been used in place of "The Gun on Ice
Planet Zero" (one can see the possibilities of the plots of the two being
combined into one, with Dr. Ravashol and his clones having been deployed to
work as part of a Cylon basestar's crew on wargames to try out a new weapon)
it could've bolstered the series by paving the way for improved
characterization and better science fiction.
The paint-by-numbers romance between Apollo and Sheba looks like something
the Jane Seymour saw coming and decided to leave the series to avoid.
Starbuck made the point for everyone. Why get upset over what might go
wrong, when you're entire Wagon Train to the Stars is getting ambushed by
Indians all the time? Clearly, Apollo and Starbuck would've been in just as
much danger if they had flown in their vipers during the attack.
Innovative ideas like the Celestial Chamber would have to be more plentiful
in the series. It isn't so much the notion that viewers need to see new sets
or other gimmicks week after week, as much as there is a very definite need
to explore new ideas, frontiers and science fiction concepts. If you lift
the Cylon threat from this episode entirely and simply show the Galactica
exploring whatever phenomenon originated the mysterious gamma signals, the
only thing keeping it from being interesting is how well written the script
(read: the story) will be. We don't have to really get closer to Earth at
all. If video signals in the Battlestar Galactica universe, like the
starships, are capable of hopping galaxies in centurae or millennia, then
some hyperspace phenomenon must be at work. This would lead to all sorts of
possibilities for adventures. What if a viper squadron, or small
scout-starship from the Galactica Fleet, was sent out to investigate some
incident like this and wound up being trapped in hyperspace, or even in a
distant unknown galaxy?
Think of the awesome possibilities of CGI and other modern special effects
could present in the event of a revival or a remake. Exploring the
Battlestar Galactica or a Cylon basestar, like this episode started to do,
would be only the beginning.
A significant implication made by the use of the Apollo 11 footage in this
episode sets one major aspect into stone that affects the ultimate destiny
of Battlestar Galactica, while effectively repudiating the ill-fated
Galactica: 1980 that would follow. Since the Apollo 11 footage originated
from Earth's solar system in the Earth year of 1969, and since there seems
to be a presumption that a weak gamma signal like that would have to be in
space for many generations, it is therefore logical to conclude that if the
Galactica were to ever encounter the humans of Earth, or their progeny, it
will occur in the far future: many generations after Apollo 11. This shapes
the direction of the series if the Colonists ever do discover their
celestial cousins. The only way to override this presumption is for one of
two things to happen: either Earth is never found and the search for it is
abandoned, or the series is significantly changed to ignore the content of
the original, as we have seen from various remakes/reincarnations of Batman,
The Fugitive, Mission Impossible, and Superman. To do the later opens the
door to the whole Battlestar Galactica concept being re-invented
accordingly.
Tidbits and Nit-Picks
The content of this episode ascribes some interesting aspects to the nature
of the Colonial culture and the Battlestar Galactica Universe as a whole. To
wit:
Apollo recognizes the Eagle, the Apollo 11 Lunar Excursion Module ("LEM") as
something like the kind of ships "the Colonies flew a couple thousand
yahrens ago." This is confusing. If the original Colonists migrated across a
vast interstellar medium from Kobol, the journey must've required some kind
of faster-than-light starships in order for their destination to be any
isolated distance away. (The "Lost Planet of the Gods" saga seems to suggest
that Kobol is isolated by an unknown abyss, far removed from the Colonial
homelands) The only way to explain why the Apollo's ancestors would have to
re-invent early spaceflight would be to assume the Colonists entered some
kind of dark age, when space technology was forgotten. This seems at odds
with the early episodes of the series, which seem to indicate that the
Colonies begot an era of further exploration and colonization which formed
so many distant human settlements that the twelve motherworlds forgot about
many of them.
The notion that lightspeed "gamma frequency" radiotelescopy is no longer in
use constitutes a significant revelation about Colonial and Cylon technology.
Apparently, these cultures must primarily employ fast-than-light,
longer-range communication not unlike the subspace radio notion used in Star
Trek. This would have to include communication between ships of the refugee
fleet (such as Inter-Fleet Broadcasting, aka Colonial TV) as well as
in-flight communication between fighter-craft.
When Apollo, Starbuck and Sheba probe the planetary system in Quadrant
Epsilon Mark 4 each pilot seems to read an analysis from their ship's
scanner about the makeup of the planet each is probing. Apollo scans a
Jupiter-like "giant, comprised of eighty-percent compressed hydrogen, twelve
percent helium, no life forms" Sheba reports a reading of "carbon dioxide"
from the second planet. This establishes for the first time that the
characters' dialogue shares a common frame of reference with 1970's Earth
culture in the form of chemical terminology. This is in stark contrast to
references from the earliest episodes in the series, when exotic, alien
terms such as "tylium", "solium leaks", "pluton poisoning", and so on were
used to describe various items found in either war or space travel. This
makes it hard to explain what these items can be by assuming that these
funky "Galatispeak" terms could simply be their non-English Caprican
equivalents for whatever words might make sense in our language.
Tigh seems to establish a sizable amount of intelligence about the nature of
Cylon basestars and their armament: "She carries three hundred fighters, has
two long-range mega pulsars: here... and here... and over a hundred
defensive laser turrets. She's an orbiting killer
capable of destroying
ever ship we have
including the Galactica. " Of course, Tigh forgets about
the missiles which Apollo was so concerned about when the Pegasus pursued
and destroyed the two basestars in "The Living Legend, Part II". But Tigh
does establish a typical number of fighters that would be carried by a
typical baseship. We know from what Lucifer told Baltar in "The Living
Legend, Part II", that "four complete squadrons" of Cylon fighters comprise
"the equivalent of a baseship." That would directly imply that it takes 75
fighters to make a Cylon squadron. In "Saga of a Star World, Part I", the
Galactica recovers 69 fighters after the Cylon attack, 25 remaining of their
own original contingent. There is the implication from succeeding episodes
that the Galactica's losses were a challenge to make up for, as subsequent
battles inflicted additional losses. When the entire contingent from the
Battlestar Pegasus sought refuge aboard the Galactica in "The Living Legend,
Part II", this must've at least doubled the number of fighters aboard the
Galactica, leading to Adama's assertion in "The Hand of God" that, "You'll
be outgunned-- two to one --but you're used to that." This would make sense
after the Cylon suicide attacks in "Fire in Space". Another neat little
tie-in was when the Cylon centurion confirms the sighting of "vipers bearing
omega seven" to be "two squadrons". In Cylon terms, that would constitute
150 vipers.
When Baltar debriefs the commandos prior to the mission beginning, Apollo
asks "What will happen when we land without clearance?" Baltar tells him
"Probably nothing. They'll assume you've had a communications breakdown. But
if they don't have any ships in the air, they'll send a centurion to check
who you are." Given the slow and clumsy nature of the Cylons, and this
revelation of potentially unreliable hardware, it's no wonder they rely and
vastly superior numbers in battle. If we assume that the basestar was sent
to pursue the Galactica, it doesn't make sense to send only one per lookout
station.
The shots fired from Cylon basestar turrets seem to consistently originate
from the outer-most rim of the vessel's saucer-like tiers.
The Cylons do not seem to behave like mindless robotic bees in a hive, each
devoted to a specific task. If they did, why would centurions keep boarding
and dismounting their fighters? Wouldn't they just stay put in there, for
their entire useful existence, or at least for very long durations? Pure
machines wouldn't need a "change of venue" for any reason. They would just
recharge their batteries and download the latest software updates while they
sit in their cockpits, unmoving. For that matter, why would the golden
command centurion bother to move about the ship unless it assumed command
responsibilities to inspect the vessel like any human skipper? Indeed, the
Cylons' dialogue seems to indicate they are very individualistic like human
warriors, instead of automatons.
Other than the obvious need to make a Cylon command centurion visually
different than the subordinate centurions, how is a gold Cylon different
from a silver one? If Battlestar keeps bringing these genocidal robo-Nazis
back for more action, shouldn't we learn more about what makes their society
run? They are, after all, characters in this saga.
During "The Hand of God", we see the golden command centurion tour its ship
and speak with its bridge crew. During their exchange after Starbuck
discovers the basestar, we are treated to the following conversation:
GOLDEN CENTURION (Skipper?)
Enters what must be the Bridge of the Basestar.
"Have we achieved orbit?"
SILVER CENTURION (Helm?)
"Insertion ten centons ago."
GOLD/SKIPPER
"Long Range Scan?"
SILVER II ("Sonarman"?)
"Fully operational. Nothing definite to report."
GOLD/SKIPPER
Pivots sharply.
"Definite?"
SILVER II
"A momentary blip when achieving orbit. Our scanners were not fully
operational."
What was meant by "insertion," and why did the Cylons not have their
tracking systems online until they "achieved orbit"? Could it be they popped
out of a hyperspace jump/wormhole and had to recover their equilibrium
before settling into orbit and activating their tracking systems? Sounds
like a technology vaguely similar to chia'paii in Stargate SG-1
(MGM/Showtime, 1996-present), although it must be derived/harnessed from
some natural, deep space phenomenon. Maybe the Basestar used the same
conveyance to enter this galaxy as the Fleet did, a short time after the
Galactica emerged at a different point nearby. It would also make sense that
lightspeed "gamma" signals such as the video transmission of the Apollo 11
mission would take only hundreds or thousands of years/yahrens (as opposed
to millions or billions) to travel across or between galaxies if those
signals "fell" into hyperspace to emerge elsewhere. Perhaps the arrival of
the Cylon mothership opened a wormhole passage that introduced the Apollo 11
signal to Quadrant Epsilon. So, in essence, the signal was a Cylon lure
albeit an unintended one.
Tigh's assertion that the Cylons laid a trap in a key location could only be
valid if the location of the basestar guarded a galactic neighborhood of
sorts where passages into hyperspace were easy to find. If other regions of
space do not offer intergalactic routes of escape, perhaps the Galactica
would be trapped in this galaxy.
Even those who insist that Battlestar's references to intergalactic travel
are not to be heeded would have to admit that the Galactica seems to be
leaving the Cylons in the dust, receding a greater and greater distance from
their homelands. Even if the Cylons are bent on total conquest, it has to be
a big galaxy.
Why are the co-pilots' chairs in Baltar's fighter upholstered? Do the
centurions need them that way, or are these ships typically built to
accommodate non-Cylon passengers as well?
And why would Adama assume the Council of Twelve would automatically grant
amnesty to Baltar so he could be set free? If Baltar were eventually
marooned on some planet, and by some wild coincidence rescued by the Cylons,
wouldn't he have a lot of explaining to do?
Unlike previous Battlestar adventures, we see Adama giving his bridge crew
specific orders to make course changes, as well as weapons fire ("Bring us
around to Mark Delta Five, and fire port lasers as she comes to bear.") and
in an even more Star Trek-esque scene after the viper squadrons are
launched, Adama gives a navigational order followed by a slanting of the
camera to illustrate the ship making a sudden banking in space. What this
series couldn't do if it adopted a more Trek-like naval flavor with its
military scenes.
Why does Sheba throw Serina's death up into Apollo's face? She would've been
out in deep space on the Battlestar Pegasus when the Cylon attack of the
Colonies occurred, much less when Apollo and Serina were "sealed". Serina
died shortly after that, in "Lost Planet of the Gods, Part II".
The implication that the Celestial Chamber's scanning equipment has to make
a mechanical recording on removable media so it can be taken to a laboratory
for analysis seems very rotary dial. Very vacuum tube. Very leaded. And
somewhat amusing. It is downright silly that this recording was subsequently
destroyed during the battle with the basestar. Nobody thought of loading a
copy into the Galactica's computers. Or maybe they've been destroyed as well
(hey, it happened to the Cylons, and they could still get in a few good
blows) and Apollo was using that sextant to plot the ship's course.
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